My Big Fat Rant on Dodie Bishop is HERE!!
Click here to read the long article! WARNING: Article contains spoilers! And lots of rage!
From November 14, 2014, to Februray 27, 2015, I have been working hard for hours to write, edit, and beautify my latest cartoon character rant! Dodie Bishop from As Told by Ginger has been one of my most hated animated characters ever since I watched the season three episode "Dodie's Big
Break"! So, why shouldn't I create a big article on why she is so hated by me and other Ginger fans?
In between writting this article, I was kinda hesitating to watch the episodes I was reviewing as I wrote it. But I grew balls, and finally saw "Wicked Game" in particular from start to finish!
My Big Fat Rant on Dodie Bishop! is an amusing, informally-written essay that details on the reasons why Dodie has less fans who wants autographs than haters who want her hanged on a
noose! The article kinda goes through some mood swings; I'd go from calmly criticizing Dodie, to yelling at the top of my lungs like I'm Ben T. Looney! A whopping 70 pages long, the article reviews eight episodes in chronological order to really detail on how unlikable she is. The episodes are:
"Of Lice of Friends" (season one, episode 5)
"Cry Wolf" (season one, episode 8)
"Lunatic Lake" (season two, episode 9)
"Far From Home, Part One" (season three, episode 1)
"Wicked Game" (season three, episode 4)
"The Easter Ham" (seaspn three, episode 5)
"Fair to Cloudy" (season three, episode 10)
"Dodie's Big Break" (season three, episode 15)
And here are the "Top 8 'Dodie's a Bad Friend' Episodes" listed by what had me the most upset:
"Wicked Game"
"Dodie's Big Break"
"Of Lice and Friends"
"Fair to Cloudy"
"The Easter Ham"
"Far From Home, Part One"
"Cry Wolf"
"Lunatic Lake"
For those who think that the Dodie rant is too long, much, much longer than My Rant on Lois Griffin!, I can be able to write an abridged version of it, omitting the episode reviews. Maybe the "Top 8 'Dodie's a Bad Friend'" episodes can be a seperate project. Anyway, with this Dodie rant, I feel proud of my ranting skills improving. Please note that it'll take a while before this rant is converted into a YouTube video. Well, I have nothing more to say. Enjoy the long rant, you guys!